Biawak ( UMNO ) Screws Kelantan Biawak (PAS ) OVER HUDUD RU355

KELANTAN: Local reptile ( Political ) researchers witnessed a fascinating display of monitor lizard ( UMNO & PAS ) courtship rituals last night, as an enormous biawak ( UMNO ) grew tired of the smaller Kelantan biawak (PAS)carrying it on its shoulder and abruptly decided to screw it.

( UMNO )

“Some may think the bigger biawak ( UMNO )  toying with the smaller one (PAS) before suddenly fucking it was cruel, but this behavior is typical of cold-blooded biawaks ( UMNO & PAS ) keen to ensure their survival in a complex multi-racial ecosystem ( Political )  ,” explained monitor lizard political expediency ( UMNO & PAS ) U-turn analyst Dr. Abdullah Abu Bakar.

The dance of Hudud RU355 between UMNO and PAS )

Researchers later confirmed the abandoned Kelantan biawak (PAS)  seemed in a state of shock after the surprise copulation ( REJECTION of RU355 by UMNO )before realising it was suddenly very alone.( Rejected by Oppostion Front PH )

( PAS getting fucked by UMNO and it hurts )