Poll surveys and pollsters done if the world is flat or you will be PM or are you God

Survey Poll done by the Public for idiocy institute of Mental health if I am indeed God or Satan. The survey was conducted among 1,000 mental patients and ex-patients of the famed Mental Institute of Tanjong Rambutan and Tampoi. The survey sample finding finds that 33% finds me as God 33% finds me as Satan and 34% finds me as the next prime Minister and no country mentions. This is a certified survey poll done and was creditable and does this make it more believable that Najib should be my DPM or the other survey polls says Anwar will be PM and Mahathir will be DPM. Do the 1000 or so speak for all Malaysians

So Surveys done are nothing more than printed toilet paper to wipe your bum