Updated as found another every idiot
MALAYSIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS
IDIOT SIGHTING 1:
I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a RM5 note.
Our total was RM4.25, so I also handed her 25sen.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25sen, and said 'We're sorry but
we don't do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 sen in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's in Bangsar.
IDIOT SIGHTING 2:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that
one of our problems was that
we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at
that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since.
Happened in PJ.
IDIOT SIGHTING 3:
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council to request the
removal of the CHILDREN CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many kids are being hit by cars out here! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
School in Trengganu
IDIOT SIGHTING 4:
My daughter went to a takeaway and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Malacca ......
IDIOT SIGHTING 5:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
This happened at KLIA
IDIOT SIGHTING 6:
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee
IDIOT SIGHTING 7:
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up
our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
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A little boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.*
Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister Department.
*The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.*
The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit & decided to write a thank you note to God.
*Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Department.*
PM reads the letter, which says: *_'Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you have sent it through the Prime Minister Department & it appears that corrupt PM stole my RM400.'_*
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