What to worry when your own party is doing the arrangements for a farewell

This makes BN smile when PH chooses Anwar as a PM Designate. BN does not need to do anything or campaign as PH is now is in self-destruct mode. 

Dear Tun Najib

The below letter is only 0.001% of the real story and below some hints for you to know where you will be staying after the General elections PRU-14

The kind folks from the bamboo river resort are building a special villa for you and Mrs. Tun, your wife. Knowing that you both lover nature, they are in a quandary to build you chalet over a river and a hole for latrine or build the chalet in the middle of nowhere with a hole as a latrine.

The police have been practicing handling of toxic humans and also upgrading their holding cell with a uni-sex toilet at Peace hill complex

Temporary stay was supposed to be arranged at the natural park in Ulu Kelang but their residents for the zoological park do not want anything to do with VVIP’s because there are afraid their peanuts and bananas will be stolen and peanut / banana stealing criminals will also move in there

The famous Orange coveralls tailor will be visiting you and Mrs. soon to take some measurements

Price of stone pebbles have gone thru the roof and now for a bag of 5 stone pebbles it cost more than a Proton Saga and by the time the elections results announced , the price of stone pebbles are forecast to be in the price range of a Proton Perdana for a bag of 5 stone pebbles. I have invested in a truck load of stone pebbles and all have been certified by a certain religious party and the certain federal religious department. I may end up as the richest man in Malaysia if the people have their wish or I will go bankrupt if the people do not get their wish

The undertaker and the tailor who specialized in stitching think skinned people and hoping for the business too and have place an order for the most rotten looking wood to build a long 7 ft. box for 2 

The man who sharpens the knives is also hoping to sharp himself to history and will do the sharpening for free if he can use it first to test.

Not to worry this is not PH making arrangements but from your own party and they know how you like surprises

Yes We all love you for you made us forget the TV dramas we watch everyday

A “DEAR NAJIB” LETTER FROM A DAP INSIDER (NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK!)

Someone, somewhere i trying to stir the hornets nest in DAP and umno with this letter purporting to be from a DAP insider to najib….just posting it here to make things a bit more livelier as we head towards PRU14….so take it with a bit of garam and pepper….smile…and then move to the next blog or FB.